Introducing the newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks! This hilarious treat is the perfect way to spread some naughty festive cheer. Imagine the looks on your friends and familys faces when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. Its a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes! 

So, what are you waiting for? Grab a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks and let the holiday hijinks begin! Just dont blame us if you end up on the naughty list.